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So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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