I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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