Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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