last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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