At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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