do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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