Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Randomize