How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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