Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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