You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Hippo gnu deer
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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