i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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