Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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