I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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