No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
only if we run a train.
done.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I enjoy the company of your penis
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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