at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
this just has baby written all over it
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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