But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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