I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Randomize
