ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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