It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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