whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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