Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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