idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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