just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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