is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Buhtt sex?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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