I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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