You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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