just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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