There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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