Whod you bang
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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