Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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