are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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