real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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