so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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