Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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