There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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