At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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