my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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