On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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