Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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