I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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