Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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