There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
