Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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