I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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