love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
