Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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