i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
it's like heaven, but drunker
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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