How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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