The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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