he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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