I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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