is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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