Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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