i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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