And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
