Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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